I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
What a dumb baby whore.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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