Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
There r osticjed everywhere
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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