she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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