You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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