it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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