That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Randomize
