so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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