Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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