what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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