Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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