But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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