I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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