am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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