So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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