it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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