would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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