You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
He better not be in your backpack
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
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