Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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