Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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