Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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