Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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