I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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