I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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