you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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