I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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