So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
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