Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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