Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
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