Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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