i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
