im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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