FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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