Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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