Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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