I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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