We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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