Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
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