sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
she peed on how many people?
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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