I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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