Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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