You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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