Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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