You can't motorboat a personality
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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