I like to think it a success when the cops are called
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
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