you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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