we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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