Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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