You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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