? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
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