Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
Randomize
