Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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