I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
where am i from again
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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