Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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